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[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex 111 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Sometimes, when I’m deep in thought I forget to turn on music in the car. My partner is convinced that i do it on purpose to piss them off. Really, my brain just sucks at multitasking.

So, I’d probably ride there in silence, but only because I forgot to turn on the music.

[–] xpinchx 9 points 9 months ago

Sometimes I can't be bothered.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pedal to the metal and no distractions. Only the silent rage.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I think it would depend on how confident I am that I'd be able to beat the kidnappers.

If it's like inept comedy movie kidnappers and I feel like I'm on my way to deliver an ass kicking, then yes I'd play pump-up music.

If it's scary KGB/ISIS kidnappers and I'm probably on my way to perform a well-intentioned yet ultimately futile gesture where I'll likely get killed before I even get through the door, then probably no tunes for that one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Who is your wife that she got kidnapped by comedy movie kidnappers?

Edit: sorry for the roast

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Channing Tatum in a really nice wig. Op is played by Jonah Hill.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Always an upvote for Doom OST

[–] Stonewyvvern 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler. Crank that shit cause I'm the hero tonight!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Put on some eurobeat and get there in 15 minutes

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Obviously I listen to music. Without listening to the DOOMSLAYER track, how do i do what I am about to do?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Absolutely. I'm listening to Sabaton and driving at 80 mph

[–] nhoad 19 points 9 months ago

I enjoyed the use of present tense in your comment

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

*Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song*
What? I don't do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure... hmm... nah... I mean it's good, but thematically isn't matching 100%.

[–] tdawg 19 points 9 months ago

No. My single minded attention would only register it as noise

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins would be my vibe I guess

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[–] gibmiser 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] 00Sixty7 6 points 9 months ago

This is the only correct answer here. If you wouldn't have posted it I would have.

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[–] Jochem 14 points 9 months ago

Night Call - Kavinsky

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

That's a long drive. I'll have to put on an audiobook.

[–] PmMeFrogMemes 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yes and I'd probably still sit in the driveway for a few min figuring out what I want to put on

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

scrolling idly on the phone

"What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!"

"Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Ohhh… The Girl From Ipanema, Nat King Cole version.
Perfect for a warm summer night’s drive. Not sure about the other 27 minutes though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Im driving there with my skateboard listening fleetwood mac without nagging..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gotta be cannibal corpse, right?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For sure turning it off so I can give all my attention to driving and getting there fast plus not having an accident and never getting there.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

One way or another by Blondie

[–] Nostalgia 9 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

[–] Rolando 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Aren't we still doing vintage memes? Guile's Theme, obviously: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd2tIudSyR8

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[–] Matriks404 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd call the police first.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Why? Does your local PD have really good music taste or something?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

DOOM 2016 soundtrack. The entire thing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tiny Tim - Livin in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight

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[–] AtomfriedMegaforce 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'll probably kill her because I can't decide on a song for that situation

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Caramelldansen would be blaring as I pull up.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Fortunate Son

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a barbie girl immediately preceded by the Doom soundtrack (rip and tear)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Team America theme

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I'd listen to this absolute banger to get in the mood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Realistically I wouldn't listen to music 'cause I Need to make a Plan and concentrate

[–] schema 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Tune the radio to NPR and hope Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is on.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Nero - Doomsday

Has some "me against the world" vibes to it. Also, it's hard as fuck. Perfect kidnapper beatdown music.

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