this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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Shitty Car Mods

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[–] zeppo 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Looks like a get-stuck-on-a-curbmobile

[–] espentan 10 points 1 year ago

It probably flexes so much that it won't be a problem.

[–] kn33 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Raised railroad crossing? Forget about it

[–] zeppo 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe it has hydraulics for going over a speed bump, too

[–] really 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s a raised RR crossing?

Aren’t RR crossing standard ?

[–] over_clox 5 points 1 year ago

Means the railroad is on a slight hill, the middle of the vehicle will bottom out on a raised crossing.

[–] krashmo 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, whatever it is, the guy parked like an asshole.

[–] PP_BOY_ 3 points 1 year ago

It's an almost empty lot, no harm no foul

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It says right on the side, that's the Cosmic Cruiser

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The original version may be the coolest a Chevy van has ever been:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I felt like a real Detective Sherlock Holmes for a second, when I saw the version 1 picture of the Cosmic Cruiser in the comments and noticed the Renaissance Center in the background, which is the GM headquarters. But wait! It's from the opposite side of the Detroit river, meaning this picture was taken from Windsor, Canada... "Of course a Canadian would build this, it's just like that guy in his bear proof suit."

Go to the comments to kick in my 2 cents and see that OP's picture has a car with Ontario plates fully in view and closer than the Cruiser itself...

"ELEmEnTary!"

-Detective Dave Holmes.

[–] coco 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck-o-drome

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks kinda like the front section of a high speed rail train

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was thinking a small plane

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it runs and drives that thing is far from shitty car mods.

[–] over_clox 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure, I love not being able to turn corners and bottoming out on raised railroad tracks...

[–] Tarquinn2049 2 points 1 year ago

You can sell me on it being a dumb mod, but not a shitty mod, hehe.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah if I was going to trick out my car I wouldn't put hydraulics on it either.