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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

To avoid permanently scarring him, make sure the last picture is a shot of him emerging from his mother's womb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait I thought we wanted to avoid scarring

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 1 year ago

That's why it's not C-section

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Omg mom is an alien too???"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or a picture of his mother's womb being impregnated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is great advice

[–] inspxtr 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When raising the kid, make sure to keep telling them “you’re so weird, it’s like you’re not even from here”, and keep feeding them alien-enriched movies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And unnecessarily refer to other people as human. "Oh, you mean Gary? Your human friend from school?"

[–] inspxtr 6 points 1 year ago

“Ma’ ar, your human friend Gary is here to hang out, come down the stairs, don’t phase through the floor”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, and if you don't clean your room, I'm going to go get the kryptonite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think this is the plot of a movie called brightburn

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Yep! Exactly what I was trying to remember.