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The long con (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

To avoid permanently scarring him, make sure the last picture is a shot of him emerging from his mother's womb.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait I thought we wanted to avoid scarring

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 1 year ago

That's why it's not C-section

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Omg mom is an alien too???"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Or a picture of his mother's womb being impregnated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This is great advice