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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The second a smoke alarm starts the low battery beeping in my house, I’m wide awake. I don’t know how someone can sleep through it.

[–] BassaForte 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A few nights ago, mine started beeping in the middle of my sleep and I swear I heard a bunch of really fast beeps right before I woke up and I was like *wtf was that", and 5 seconds later a single beep and I was like "oh".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're brain just had poor internet connection

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On US Navy ships, one of the first indications of a casualty is that ventilation stops, either via loss of electrical power or on purpose to prevent the spread of smoke. I now have an acute response when any fans suddenly turn off.

[–] sysadmin420 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The eerie feeling of a quiet server room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Loss of electrical power on the Port Non-Vital Bus"

beat

"Fire, Fire in the Engine Room-"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

why are you giving me more nightmares? :’)

[–] AgentGrimstone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For me it's the cat scratching the carpet. I'm either just in time or too late.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Put some pieces of soft wood like fir around your place, cats like sharpening their claws on it and it will likely save your carpets and furniture.

[–] yokonzo 17 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure this is a thing, I sleep with a fan so my girlfriend does too, I often get up a lot in the middle of the night and she hardly wakes, and we even sleep with the TV on sometimes though i don't like it. One time though I accidentally unplugged the fan and our white noise was gone and she shot straight up super startled like I had set off fireworks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

LOL I have a fan that automatically stop if it run for too long, I have it for 1.5 years to this day I still don't know why

[–] Sheeple 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because of south Korean superstition. They believe that a running fan can kill you so fans produce at/for south Korea, shut automatically down.

It's a weird phobia they have as w culture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No it's a small Konfulon fan (FS-06)made in China

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it's to prevent overheating

[–] orphiebaby 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But that's what fans are for

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe the fan motor needs it's own fan

[–] son_named_bort 8 points 1 year ago

I once slept through an earthquake, but the fan stopping will wake me up every time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lately, I've been really into self hosting. My first thought was server fan, not air conditioning haha🫠

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is nothing like the sound of 2 dozen HDDs unexpectedly spinning down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Almost me, except I had to get up and check the window, when it sounded like my cat clawing at it. It wasn't my cat. It was a middle aged woman who was cutting my bedroom screen open. After opening my curtains she ran away, so nothing happened. But I had to get my screen fixed. And I was scared to sleep in my bedroom for a month, and with lights on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Take this meme, make it opposite day, and that's me.

[–] clearedtoland 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] GhostWolfAK 3 points 1 year ago

I feel this way about hearing my dog puke, lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's an opportunity here somewhere for AC/fan/heaters with alarm integration 🤔.

[–] CaptainBlagbird 3 points 1 year ago

Time to set up Home Assistant that way 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Smart plug. No integration necessary

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Look at Mr. Social Butterfly over here, going out and overhearing people.