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[–] blueskiesoc 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a rotisserie chicken. I spin all night.

[–] phrankygee 10 points 2 years ago

Rotisserie gang! We roll hard!

[–] th0th_Q 12 points 2 years ago

Side + Stomach. I wish I could sleep on my back.

I’m most comfortable on my stomach, but usually fall asleep on my side. Nothing feels better than switching to my stomach after waking up before my alarm. Gets my spine nice and un-fucked.

[–] Chainweasel 10 points 2 years ago

The rabbit should be "back sleepers"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Foliik 1 points 2 years ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know the recovery position you learn in First Aid... that. Mostly side, sort of stomach, so comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's why it's called the recovery position. You'll recover faster in it.

[–] Bird_Lawyer 6 points 2 years ago

On a couch = side or back

In bed = exclusively stomach

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Never understood how you can sleep on your back. Stomach all the way.

[–] dan1101 5 points 2 years ago

All of the above

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whatever's the most comfortable for me that night.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This, I'm always confused by people who only sleep one way all the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Whatever the cats and spouse deem acceptable at any given hour. I found myself twisted at the waist to keep my bottom half bent knees on its side to accommodate feet and tummy cats while I lay on my back with my arms out on my upper half to accommodate my spouse's cerebellum and armpit cat this morning

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Tummy sleeper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Uh, side and stomach

[–] melmc 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Used to sleep on my stomach but after I read that it was bad for me, started sleeping on my side. I now prefer to sleep on my side.

[–] nodiratime 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you just switch? I find it difficult to give up the habit, can't fall asleep in a different position.

[–] melmc 0 points 2 years ago

Switched years ago. I don't recall that it took a lot of effort.

[–] Deathstalkr1 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You sleep on a folded up murphy bed too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Never slept on my back, never had a bed soft enough to sleep on the side plus I'm thin as heck so hip bones hurt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Stomach sleeping is best, because as long as i can't see the long gangly hairy humanoid hanging from my ceiling it isn't there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] hark 2 points 2 years ago

I'm mostly side, sometimes back, and rarely stomach.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I am the stomach sleeper

[–] Seven 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Side and side-tummy eeper