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[–] foggy 160 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I was bored at work so chatted with Microsoft support about this.

Summary of funny part

Me: no, it's an advertisement, asking me to try a Microsoft product. The ad came through my message tray. I have all ad services turned off.

Them: that's not an ad, that's recommendation for a better service

Me: are you aware that you just described an advertisement?

Them: yes.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They're so annoying! I can't stand that company!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

They probably have to recite a standard company line, gritting their teeth as you both know it's bullshit.

I don't envy customer service reps. Most of them probably didn't apply for the job because they love Microsoft or enjoy the prospect of fielding frustrated customers' calls.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao is that a Lemmy watermark? 💀

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Stamp, not a watermark, but yes. There was a post a while back, asking Lemmy OC to have that or something similar. I figured, why not.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've been on Linux for a while but this shit is starting to make my wife ask about switching over. Which is something I never thought I'd see.

[–] captainlezbian 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think that + her playing baldurs gate on my computer will be what drive mine to it. Though her breaking it by updating my graphics card in order to make it run the first time definitely didn’t help.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I never thought good could come out of Microsoft's messed up ways, but here we are! Haha

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It’s been downhill since Windows 7. I think this will be my last Windows PC.

I just don’t feel safe with Windows that next time I boot up there won’t be some fresh horror I didn’t ask for and have to go research how to put back in the bottle.

It’s like having your computer pre-rooted with malware.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jumping between Mac and Windows I keep accidentally awakening Cortana when I try to copy and paste. Now that god awful, universally reviled feature if finally getting deprecated but it still brings up the damn window/modal/pice-of-shit just to tell me that it’s gone. If you want to be gone, then go! Don’t make a fuss telling me about it. Just go. No one wanted you in the 1st place. Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This comment has really a really good vibe to it. Like, if comments were essential oils, and if I was a sucker, I’d bottle this comment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

That's exactly what it is. Defender is removing PUPs (potentially unwanted programs), but only those unwanted by Microsoft, while Windows is installing unwanted programs left and right. Windows is legitimately acting like malware. Not even a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, being comoditized by a corporation. True socialism comrade. Truly we've seized the means of production.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The means of production have seized us!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

In Soviet Russia means of production seize you

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Install Linux, problem resolved.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Linux Mint is massively less frustrating to use than Windows 10 or 11

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Actually its their🇺🇸. Not your, not our. Its their own and you arr kinda like renting it

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Friends don't let friends drive windows.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (14 children)

The first thing you would do after browsing lemmy would be installing linux because there are many foss enthusiasist and linux users playing around here in lemmy making you switch to linux

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[–] RIP_Cheems 35 points 1 year ago
[–] captainlezbian 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s in fact why I’m a linux user now

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Been a Linux user for more than a decade, but work doesn't do Linux :( I even brought my laptop in to show them that everything works fine (AD and all), but they didn't go for it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Their spyware probably doesn't work on Linux.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I just started using Linux at work without telling anyone. On month 2 now and no one has noticed yet. They keep asking how I do all the fancy kde effects on my lappy and to do it to their windows machine. I just say "Sorry it's a hacked Mac" with an Acer logo on the back lol.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you'll find it is no longer "My Computer" but now "This PC"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oppression breeds rebellion, why relying on a software you have zero control over, that the company that owns it respects you so litle that they pre install adware and spyware, learn to use Linux or BSD, you don't have to use it all the time, but learn the basics, understand how this machine you use so much works, seize that litle piece of freedom back, and even if you choose to use windows again, after knowing more of how things work, you will be more able to force it in working your way.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I serve the soviet gnunion

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

When you install windows ypu can set timezone to "world" and it will not be there...

You can also avoid making a microsoft account (or logging in) if you log innusing [email protected] and any password.

Then it will say something went wrong but you can continue, by making an offline account

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I swear to god if I have to remove Bing search bar from my desktop one more time...

[–] Sanctus 17 points 1 year ago

What? Are you sure you don't want to search the internet when you aren't even opening a browser? Are you sure what you're looking for is a local file/installation?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've got a worse one. I was using Windows in a VM the other day and got an ad for Xbox controllers. Basically "check out our new controller colors, click on this notification to go buy one."

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My absolute most hated one is when signing in and using a two factor Authenticator. If you don’t use the Microsoft one. Every time you log in it “recommends” you to use their own. Fuck off.

Before anyone says go Linux. This is a work comp. I use Linux and Mac at home.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't it suspicious how hard they've been pushing "clipchamp"? Like it's probably full of telemetry or something.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Like everything windows. Or Microsoft in general.

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[–] Mostly_Gristle 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yeah, being forced to sit through unskippable ads in order to even just play solitaire is real special. And even if you close the program and restart your PC, the ads are still right there waiting for you to watch before you can continue with your game. This is probably going to be my last Windows machine.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The notification center is useless, if I have an app-specific notification then it's highlighted in my taskbar anyway. All of the inline ads are delivered through notifications, so just turn off notification center in registry and the problem is solved. Same for removing edit with clipchamp from context menus. Tbh I'm not super against them bringing attention to their 1st party apps because things like the Photos app happen occasionally and that was an objective improvement for OS-bundled photo software. The problem is that Clipchamp sucks ass

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

My problem is two-fold. (1) if I wanted a video editing app, I'd search for one, I don't need my OS to randomly "recommend" one, and (2) I don't want any such suggestions on my work computer, ever. Maybe three-fold, (3) clipchamp, I heard, sucks ass ;p

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