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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Waking up (not being woken up) on time implies having had enough sleep. So I take that.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah! A naive youth! I will take falling asleep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I go to bed at a specific time for the chance of enough sleep until I need to get up. If I would only sleep 3h until I wake up too early, I might have as well stayed up longer. So I stay by what I said.

[–] kameecoding 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

but falling asleep in time also implies waking up in time otherwise what are you falling asleep in time for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

It was rigged from the start

[–] illusoryMechanist 15 points 10 months ago

Red is just an alarm clock. Blue is the best choice here

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Waking up on time allows you to do things like keep being employed and able to pay the rent on the home where you and your bed are located, highly underrated that waking up on time thing.

[–] kameecoding 15 points 10 months ago

falling asleep on time allows you to wake up on time and also get well rested which is important for many reasons.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I choose neither

[–] LazaroFilm 9 points 10 months ago

Fall asleep on time. My dog or my kid will take care of the wake up part.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What wake up pills are there? Obviously there's stuff to wake you further after you're up, but how would you take a pill to wake up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

What pill makes me more wakey? Sour patch kids?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

When I was younger, Red. But being older now, blue every time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I wake up sooner than I intend to every single day, so I'll gladly take the blue pill

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I rarely go to sleep on a schedule, so the red pill would be useful.