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Even better - The bull's name is Howdy Doody.

Video in article made me smile.

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[–] DrCake 33 points 1 year ago
[–] lettruthout 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Was hoping to see that the car was a Ford Taurus.

[–] BillyZane 2 points 1 year ago

Or a Dodge Stratus

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Licence plate: "Boy & dog".

"The officer chose to write him a warning and ask him to take the animal back home and leave the city.”

So much to enjoy in this story.

[–] FuglyDuck 10 points 1 year ago

the reality is the cop probably didn't want to deal with the bull. You arrest the guy, now you have to put the bull somewhere, and I'm guessing animal control doesn't just have a trailer ready to go.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 1 year ago

...as you would.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lice

on the back got me good lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

that and the flowing stream of doody down the rear window, keeping true to his name i see.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you didn't watch till the very end, you really missed out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That CV is most definitely not a “compact” car. Disappointed!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Least unhinged animal farmer

[–] soupspoon 2 points 1 year ago

Impressive suspension!