Let me guess, is it made out of some kind of polymer that will dump more microplastics into the water supply?
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A new, ridiculously slippery toilet bowl could keep poop from sticking, scientists report
(www.livescience.com)
Nope!
They just get straight into your butt.
Sounds like a super bowl!
What about the smell?! You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!
They’re gonna need to make the hole bigger if I have any chance of using it
You just need the poop knife!
A poop spear would be preferable.
Wouldn't a spoon be ideal? Possibly a spork?
One of those potato mashers
Dull tools aren't going to work!
Even if no one else does, I appreciate seeing the reference here!
It's a joke hole that's just for farts.
Technology stealing my job.
3D-printed abrasion-resistant super-slippery flush toilet, or ARSFT
Best headline ever.
Why is it magic?
because of the wizard?