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An incredibly slippery 3D-printed toilet doesn't get dirty and requires less water to flush than a typical one, scientists say. Could cleaning toilets become a chore of the past?

Right now, the concept is just a prototype, but researchers are working on ways to eventually bring this clever chemistry to market. So far, the researchers have printed only a tiny model of the toilet that stands about one-fifth the height of a typical porcelain throne, and they tested its slickness by exposing its surface to yogurt, honey, starchy gel and fake poop, not the real stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let me guess, is it made out of some kind of polymer that will dump more microplastics into the water supply?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope!

They just get straight into your butt.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a super bowl!

[–] who8mydamnoreos 11 points 1 year ago

What about the smell?! You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!

[–] walrusintraining 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They’re gonna need to make the hole bigger if I have any chance of using it

[–] CheddahBiscuit 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You just need the poop knife!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A poop spear would be preferable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn't a spoon be ideal? Possibly a spork?

[–] Ado 2 points 1 year ago

One of those potato mashers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dull tools aren't going to work!

[–] betweenthesixes 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if no one else does, I appreciate seeing the reference here!

[–] gallowshumor 5 points 1 year ago

It's a joke hole that's just for farts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Technology stealing my job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

3D-printed abrasion-resistant super-slippery flush toilet, or ARSFT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Best headline ever.

[–] feedum_sneedson 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kewwwi 5 points 1 year ago

because of the wizard?