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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was amazing!! Just wish we got to see the final image of the BIL on the veranda, broken and surrounded by 23 bags of rice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I feel duped! Where is that picture!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was the most compelling thing I've ever read

[–] Overland 7 points 1 year ago

It’s not the same, but this all reminds me of ‘A House for Mister Biswas,’ which one reviewer on Goodreads describes as “more than 600 pages filled with the bickering, moans and wailing of a large Indo-Trinidadian family.”

I love stories like this. Humans are so funny.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was hilarious, thank you! I must admit I'm morbidly curious as to how one orders a truck of rice by mistake...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm assuming it's a single pallet and the shop owner told the warehouse to send the minimum order amount. BIL probably thought it was just a few bags.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Looks more like a single container

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

700 ish bags of rice? and he only bought 24. lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Massive success tbh. Imagine Havin to deal with 700 fucking bags of rice. Those sacks also looks to be 50 kg wholesale sacks meant for ration shops and godowns so thats likely 35 fucking TONS of rice.

EDIT: They're actually 100 kg sacks, so 70 tons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still got stuck with 2.4 tons lol. Guess that'll last them like a week

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Final terms: 23 bags, one bottle Old Monk, one bottle scotch*. Everyone is exhausted"

The whole point of this set of twitter pic conversations was the negotiation to not have to buy the whole lorry worth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] DaCookeyMonsta 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"We are all here"

Sounds like a Palahniuk novel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Can you recommend one for a first time Palahniuk reader?

Edit: well shit, so far no consensus :)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recommend Haunted. One of the first short stories is very interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haunted is amazing but the short story "guts" has scarred me for life.

[–] DaCookeyMonsta 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly I only read Fight Club and that was two weeks ago.

So I guess that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Obviously go for guts for maximum slap in the face. I also liked the time travel one.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow. Do they do truck-loads of rice as Cash on Delivery there? If he didn't pre-pay, can he just refuse delivery and not pay? No idea what verbal contract laws are in place.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

These sorts of deals are usually based on trust. You might pay beforehand, on delivery, or later. But cancelling / not paying will tank your reputation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine BIL getting sent out for rice every day and coming back empty handed after this incident

[–] kemsat 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would make a hell of a 90 minute Netflix movie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Kind of reminds me of " A Man Called Ove" or, in movie form, "A Man Called Otto."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This story was just what the doctor ordered. Thank you for posting this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Man I need that image of man on verandah

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This post has more twists and turns than a roller coaster lmao, great post!

[–] teruma 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those look way bigger than thw 50lb bags I'm familiar with. Are those 100lbs? 200lbs?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100 kg, so a little over 200 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

So thats 70 tons of rice the OP's BIL nearly got stuck with.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I need a smoke after that.

Fuck that was a great read.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 11 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I'm fuckin' dying

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ki77erb 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah I'd love to know the conclusion of the story but when that popped up I immediately didn't care anymore. Fuck Tumblr.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why don't you read it here on lemmy then?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It wasn't showing the other images in my preferred app.

Took me a bit to figure out they were even there. But I swItched apps and finished it, thank you :)

[–] ki77erb 5 points 1 year ago

For some reason on my computer it would only let me see the first one but on the app I can see the others. I'm a little slow. Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Try a different app. The images are in the post, they just aren't showing right for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I could see my brother doing this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What a ride!

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