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[–] Elektrotechnik 311 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Why isn't Elon swooping in, offering to build a carbon tunnel to the Titanic ("funding secured") and calling people pedos along the way? Seems like exactly his cup of tea.

[–] quantum_mechanic 128 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think his days of pretending to be a good guy are over.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So he can just skip the helping part, just start calling people pedos

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

He’s busy waging a war on trans

[–] dustojnikhummer 9 points 2 years ago

When did he start? Because I haven't noticed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

There’s a great punchline about boys hidden somewhere in there.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

He has done it once and cannot be bothered to do the same things over and over again. Rescuing people is a solved problem after all and there is no more challenge in it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

NEXT: Hideo Kojima makes a VR Game that realistically simulates what would be to rescue the Titan, however no player managed to succeed yet, as their submersible also gets stuck in the middle of deep sea, thus also prompting a rescue operation.

[–] iceonfire1 10 points 2 years ago

Probably he's still been saying that stuff but not enough ppl are left on Twitter to realize it

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One of the most bizarre non-the-onion headlines I have read in a while.

[–] Hopps 8 points 2 years ago

It really is

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But the real question is: is it steered by a Steam Controller?

[–] figaro 36 points 2 years ago

"Great, now that we're close, use the touch pad to extend the robot arm"

They are doomed.

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[–] JanoRis 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too bad the Titanic is below 3000 Meters, we know he won't pass 3

[–] neokabuto 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only they had sunk to 2999 meters 2: episode 2

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[–] ConditionOverload 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is it time again to start praying to Lord Gaben?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Are you ready for a miracle?

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[–] nero 33 points 2 years ago

Had no clue Gaben ran anything besides steam, especially not a company like Inkfish. Pretty cool.

[–] WalkableProgrammer 31 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I wonder what controller his sub uses

[–] pineapplefriedrice 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just to defend this as an engineer (though not one that works with submarines in any capacity), using a video game controller might sound funny, but it could actually make sense vs. using a device of your own creation. They're highly replaceable, so you have an infinite supply of reliable backups to draw upon. It's not prone to design flaws in the same way a "homemade" controller would be. OTS devices are often designed to withstand certain conditions or modes of use, such as force or moisture or whatever else you anticipate in your environment. They're also widely used, so there are troves of publicly available information on them to draw upon. It might seem silly, but if I were building a titanic submarine YOLO ship thing, I'd probably use something similar.

[–] Renacles 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Engineer here, I think the issue is that they used a crappy one and wirelessly. I wouldn't bet my life on bluetooth.

I mean, the controller could even run out of battery or break down without a backup.

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[–] dragontamer 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

$30 Logitechs are awful controllers though.

Ask any serious video gamer and they'll talk your ear off about highly reliable hall-effect sensor joysticks and other such high-reliability parts (Cherry switches, etc. etc.) that kick the ass of cheap potentiometers + dome-rubber style switches (like found in a cheap-ass Logitech).

And such parts are available at... $50 to $80. Choosing a cheap-ass $30 piece of junk isn't even saving much money.

[–] pineapplefriedrice 6 points 2 years ago

Can't argue with that.

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[–] WhatASave 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hey the steam controller was kind of a flop but I got one when they went on closeout at like $5 and it's actually pretty sweet. Very niche but definitely unique.

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[–] agitatedpotato 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're making a new one and calling it the "Steam Quarter-Deck"

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[–] Dreth 7 points 2 years ago

It runs off of the steam deck

[–] pwolter0 6 points 2 years ago

If it's a steam controller we're in real trouble 😂

[–] dustojnikhummer 28 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Please tell me this site is a joke

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[–] Ech 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

What happened to James Cameron's stuff?

[–] Airazz 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Deepsea Challenger isn't operational. It's a decade old and in a museum right now.

[–] Linebeck 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

~James Cameron

[–] Zinc 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ArmokGoB 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rescue operation will happen on Valve Time.

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[–] hydra 6 points 2 years ago

sadly GabeN can only count up to 2

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...huh? Even DSV Alvin is still active. I'm sure there are more.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

It's true that after the overhaul about 10 years ago Alvin can dive to nearly twice the Titanic's depth, but Alvin and Atlantis are in the Pacific Ocean right now

[–] AnyProgressIsGood 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

other submersibles can reach 4k meters. Why they say only gaben?

[–] PlasticExistence 83 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gabe uses a Steam Deck for the controls instead of that cheap Logitech model. Much more reliable.

[–] gadgetcookies 27 points 2 years ago

Are Angry Upvotes a thing on Lemmy? 'cause you've got mine.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

People, just trust me, Gabe Newell: it's actually really safe! It's controlled by a Steam Deck hot wired into a version of Source that runs Half-Life 2 and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines at the same time it controls the sub. Just don't pick Malkavian on the selection screen, otherwise the lights might flicker, and the sub might malfunction, leaving you stuck deep at sea.

[–] scarabs 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Limiting Factor is somehow both the nerdiest and coolest name for that submersible.

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[–] scrux 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This thing would be useless in the search effort

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[–] Colt420 11 points 2 years ago

Just don't expect him to make a 3rd submarine guys

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Honestly, this is a headline I would never have expected in 2023.

[–] DarkSpectrum 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Half Life 3? ... More like Zero Life 5 I'm afraid.

Crazy to think about these guys sitting in a big tube 4km under water right now with no connection to the outside world.

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[–] CliveRosfield 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's too busy making Half-Life 3 instead of saving lives. Let the man cook.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

And it's also named after GOU Limiting Factor from Iain M. Banks The Culture series!

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