Bite my shiny metal ass
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2023
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Shutup baby, i know it
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
"I can guarantee you anything you want."
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.
I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Do a flip!
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.
I watched that one last night!
Me, Bender.
I am bender. Please, insert girder.
I'm back baby!
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!
It's toe-tappingly tragic.
Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."
I'm 40% [________]
"The truth is often stupid"
"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
Daffodils.
Let's go alreadyyyy!
Here's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!
Nine... Ten... A big fat hen!
I reply with "Neat" irl way too much. I always imagine snapping a photograph when saying it, just the way Bender does time and again lol