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Oh god
Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
I die with a smile on my face
There's worse ways to go I guess
Depends... Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who's bob?
Spagettigificationπ«
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
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killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess
I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!
I could offer to you: HTTP Status 304: Not modified
Guess it would be easier to die from modification, though.
I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(
Into the void I go
It's shocking.
Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...
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Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?
I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.
I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.
A bit excessive, don't you think?
at least there's dirt
Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.
no bueno.
My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Oh god oh fuck
I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. Youβre welcome, everyone.
A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?
Some wanker on a bike
Yes
I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
I...I don't even know how this would work.
Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?
Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.
Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.
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