this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You look like your mom! And for some reason like the doctor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And also like the dad… starting to think OP is from a very “tight knit” small town.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd prefer for my wife to do so instead

[–] Possiblystupid 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’d prefer to do your wife instead. (Sorry this is not who I am)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

be careful what you wish for. You should check out your stance on things like pegging before you say something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What kind of stance should I get in to get pegged?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

(..this is what I do)

[–] elbarto777 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do you explain the joke in the title?

[–] CrypticVader 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry about that, it took a while for me to understand the joke so I thought it would help to put the gist of it in the title.

Now for the actual reason, I wanted to post without a title, but lemmy doesn't allow that, so I put that there without much thought (⁠☉⁠。⁠☉⁠)⁠!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I actually didn't get it for a second, so I do appreciate your title.

[–] elbarto777 -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was annoying on reddit. But I understand your argument.

If you have to post a title, a "no title" should do it.

[–] CrypticVader 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lesson learned.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Took me embarassingly long to get this'

[–] CeruleanRuin 5 points 1 year ago

I enjoy this meme image. Updoot.

[–] postmateDumbass 3 points 1 year ago

They just take the old color scheme off the babies around here.

[–] WereCat 2 points 1 year ago

Via post or some other delivery service?