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[–] annoyed_onion 95 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Just put everything into tables. That's how we did it when I were a lad

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

OG grid layout

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I used to enjoy building webpages with Notepad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man this triggered some forgetten memories.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 16 points 2 years ago

This is my favorite Notepad memory: in the late '90s I went through a six-month stretch where Internet Explorer's "View Source" command just totally stopped working. It would normally open up the HTML source of a page in Notepad and suddenly not having this made debugging ... challenging to say the least. Nobody else that I worked with had this problem and nobody could figure out what had happened to me.

The culprit turned out to be an inexplicable IE bug where View Source wouldn't work if you had a shortcut named "Notepad" on your desktop. It didn't even have to be a shortcut to Notepad, it just had to be named that. The fix was to just rename the shortcut "NotepadX" and then View Source worked again.

[–] annoyed_onion 3 points 2 years ago

Elements and attributes IN ALL CAPS, because reasons

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Works for Word aswel (just make em invisible)

[–] Klear 5 points 2 years ago

Also works for Lua.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This and bespoke, hand crafted rounded edges.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

that's how I kept my digtal axes so sharp by hand grinding img corners

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's right, we don't need no stinkin' CSS!

Update: Just for clarity - we most definitely need the stinkin' CSS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Frames… Lots of frames.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
                    Awesome
 
  It's a really good skill to learn.           But Make sure you get a good work flow.  
      You don't want to be one of those that can't center a div
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)
position: fixed;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
display: grid;
place-items: center;
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pah too many words just use tabs 🤣

[–] dot20 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

W3C: nah those mfs have it way too easy, deprecates it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Who are you calling a div?

[–] MeatsOfRage 24 points 2 years ago

Don't flex too hard

[–] Shady_Shiroe 21 points 2 years ago

Here is your trophy:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

without looking at the community i already saw from the top text that it has to be an css joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is the real struggle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I sometimes think to grok CSS you have to have a printing degree.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Learning tailwind for the first the be like

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ha! Just started that 2 days ago