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Your mission is to ruin a baby shower in 6 words or less, what you say? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

You're keeping it this time?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Have you told him it's mine?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

β€œSo, who’s the father again?”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

"So who's the father this time?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

When's the funeral?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Everyone here a potential father too?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Did the abortion fail?

[–] Ataraxia 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Roasted or boiled this time?

[–] MuffinCupcakeHeeler 1 points 2 years ago

Extra Crispy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Are you keeping it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure it is yours?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes.

My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

You're under arrest for child abuse

[–] Brunbrun6766 5 points 2 years ago

We're sure who the father is?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a registered sex offender

That'd do the job, I reckon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm required by law to inform you...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

A baby? In this economy?

[–] Ech 4 points 2 years ago

"So, are you planning to circumcize?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You tested positive for Trisomy 13

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I brought my speedo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Parent shall let kid choose gender

[–] anditshottoo 2 points 2 years ago

So we aren't showering babies? Weird.

[–] MigratingtoLemmy 2 points 2 years ago

You sure it's just one in there?

[–] thenextfrontier 2 points 2 years ago

Man, that ultra-realistic baby shaped cake tasted like shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
  1. No
  2. one
  3. cares
  4. about
  5. your
  6. baby
[–] TheFogan 1 points 2 years ago

I miscarried.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Are you pro life?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Hormono-hypnotic therapy is going flawlessly

[–] amnesiacrobat 0 points 2 years ago

Why don’t you love me?