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Highest upvoted helmsman in this thread will be declared best helmsman in the fleet.

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[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m 72 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Gotta go with Tom. Going from prison to full redemption, while at the same time growing into a loving father married to a hot badass half-Klingon is definitely life goals. Not to mention his affinity for history and classic cars.

[–] SulaymanF 19 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Dude designed and built his own shuttle, then had a breakthrough in warp field theory that let him exceed warp 10. In addition to scraping through multiple battles with Borg and other fleets of enemies. How is he not the clear winner?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

He broke warp 10 before he designed the Delta Flyer. Season 2 for warp 10 and season 5 for Delta Flyer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

He loses points for the time spent as a lizard, I think

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Just as long as it's not time for his yearly mid-life crisis.

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[–] Coldgoron 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t care who wins as long as Wesley Crusher loses.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Just load him into the pattern buffer and pull the plug.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I've been waiting since TNG aired to upvote your comment.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But Captain Proton has a Destructor Beam!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ortegas has wielded a sword too. I’d like to see them both wield a bat’leth. For honor you know.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm gonna rank them because Sulu

  1. Sulu - has a sword. The OG. No comparison. Completely outclasses the others, but he's had the most development as a character over the years, so I don't really think it's a fair comparison
  2. Ortegas - I've been surprisingly impressed with the actress and she's without a doubt the most likeable after Sulu. The recent season has made her really interesting, and I hope the writers keep expanding her character. She's fantastic. "I fly the ship!"
  3. Tom Paris - best character development after Sulu, has consistently great moments throughout Voyager. I did feel his acting felt lackluster at times, which is why I gave Ortegas the spot above
  4. Mayweather - good solid performance, interesting character with a better background with Paris. I wish the writers had done more with the character.
  5. Detmer - again great potential in the character, but the writers never really let her shine. I wanted to find out more about her, but Discovery was so overshadowed by Michael's character that Detmer felt disappointingly underused.
  6. Ro - solid acting, but not much character depth. Never really clicked for me as a "helmsman" - always seemed like she was doing things other than piloting. Never really clicked as part of the crew in the way the rest of the cast did.
  7. Cartoon Dude - I have no idea what this guy's name is, but he's not Wesley.
  8. Wesley - I have great sympathy for Wil Wheaton's difficult experiences on set as child actor, but that simply cannot distill the loathing I have for this character. TNG was a near perfect Trek in almost every respect, save when Crusher was in the scene.
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cartoon Dude is "Captain" Gavin, a civilian that got stuck on a replica Phoenix that was stolen by the Lower Decks crew, so they could use it to steal their own ship from dry dock.

When the Lower Decks crew made it aboard their ship, they left him to fly off in the Phoenix on his own for his "Trek amongst the stars!"

He was eventually rescued by Star Fleet, adrift near Jupiter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks - I've watched a bit of the 1st season of Lower Decks, but hadn't gotten to that part yet.

Still better than Wesley.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You gave words to my exact thoughts and feels.

Congratulations, you get to be me today.

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[–] SeedOnTheWind 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Wesley, Ro, and Bozeman Tourist are eliminated immedietly, we never see them do anything fancy at all, they input courses and hit engage, that's it.

Of those remaining, Sulu is what most people think when they think fancy starship flying, but, if you really look at it, his top moments are manually flying a shuttle into a shuttle bay, and skillfully pulling rather relaxed but precise maneuvers piloting the Enterprise in V'Ger, the Bounty, and a Huey helicopter. No high speed are rapid maneuvering. So while he gets points for skill and for being able to fly anything he gets into, he's not the top pilot.

Detmer has shown some fancy flying, including combat maneuvers, but only on the Discovery. We don't know if she's as skilled if she's put into a shuttle or an atmospheric craft.

Mayweather, for all the failure to utilize his character, has been put in the hot seat with high pressure, rapid and precise maneuvering. Romulan minefields, combat against the Xindi, high warp precision formation flying, he really is a great pilot.

Ortega is right up there too, she flew into the accretion disk of a black hole while fighting the Gorn, even with her memory severely hampered she piloted the Enterprise through an asteroid field. She flies the ship, top marks, but...

Tom motherfucking Paris. This guy can fly through asteroid fields, through torn up subspace, fluidic space, quantum slipstream tunnels, shuttles, shuttles he designed, shuttles underwater, terrestrial vehicles, high speed combat maneuvers, you name it he can do it. Tom Paris is in my mind the unquestioned #1.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] UPGRAYEDD 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Underrated best pilot for sure. The only pilot in the show who constantly just wanted to pilot things.

Enters a space race, designs his own shuttle and makes it look like a hot rod and configures the controls for manual operation. Works on classic cars on the holodeck. He breaks the warp 10 barrier.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm not sure breaking the warp 10 barrier is such a positive, knowing how that episode ends...

But I agree. Paris has my vote too.

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[–] dm_me_your_feet 6 points 1 year ago

dont forget he has children with Janeway (⁠☞゚⁠ヮ゚⁠)⁠☞

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dmonzel 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Erica has to win. Being the pilot of the Enterprise is her only character trait, so it would be unfair to pick anyone else.

Also, SNW writers, GIVE US MORE ERICA ORTEGAS. After the strike, of course.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The pilot seat is her realm...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

She needs someplace to put all that nonconformist sex appeal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m upvoting this even though my vote goes to Sulu. Erica “I FLY THE SHIP” Ortegas needs her own fucking episode already.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Target the other candidates and fire.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Tom. Gotta be Tom

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I will not stand for this Jadzia Dax erasure. Does any one else have TWO lifetimes of being shuttle pilots? No.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Ensign_Crab 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think advances in special effects give Ortegas and Detmer a pretty solid advantage over the others, just because fancier flying is now within tv production values.

But as far as I know, Sulu is the only one to make captain, get his own command, and have a ship named in his honor. Plus, he got to strut around in monster maroon.

And Tom Paris is a dick.

EDIT: of course, there is a guy who wore monster maroon at one point, got his own command, and made admiral. But for some reason, the helmsman of the Stargazer isn't an option.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If anyone says to vote out Sulu, I'm coming at you with a fencing saber.

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[–] MossBear 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going with Mayweather, because of reasons that I couldn't possibly explain in four seasons.

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[–] Professorozone 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ro and Paris team up to rogue their way through everybody else, expecting to betray each other at the last minute. Tom cooperates, Ro defects.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are we considering their piloting skills or their personality off the bridge?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sulu without a doubt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The people demand Ortegas. She has the killer instinct.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How is Lt. Commander Data not here?

[–] MagicOoze 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because he wasn't a helmsman, he worked the Conn position.

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