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[–] FlyingSquid 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also, I'm pretty sure every day is a new day everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

In Africa, every 24 hours a new day begins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Africans with beards are just Africans without beards, with beards.

[–] scurry 1 points 1 year ago

In China, every 60 seconds a minute passes. For just $2 a month, that's less than a cup of coffee, we can research a cure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Regardless of where you are in the food chain, you better be running.

[–] marcos 5 points 1 year ago

Well, at least on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Americans always think it's about them.

[–] CoolSouthpaw 13 points 1 year ago

c/TechnicallyCorrect

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He’s not wrong.

[–] DirkMcCallahan 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Oyster_Lust 3 points 1 year ago

I'm amazed at how someone assumes that if you hate one politician because they're a lying, corrupt peice of shit, then you must support their opponent who is also a lying , corrupt peice of shit. The 2 party system is a trap for the dim bulbs that are taught to be good government servants in the government schools.

[–] Metatronz 2 points 1 year ago

Don't tempt, Joe. He's got some folksy stories to tell the sub continent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago