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[–] BroBot9000 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Giving up something that they were clearly passionate for to become the scum of the earth, a lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The cocaine isn't going to buy itself.

[–] Frozzie 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Woah. He has become boring. So cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He plays disc golf on the weekends and contribes to the Boglehead forums.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Disc golf is a stoner sport and a lot of people into personal finance just hate working lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why does the mom become hot on the 3rd pannel?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Maybe its time to finally admit to yourself that you have a rich milf kink.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

She kept it for herself for a while and finally gave up on that Guinness World Record of eating the most ice cream in between the 1st panel of a comic and the 3rd panel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Because the son is having a good dream about her obviously.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

I guess it took a while to work, mom couldn't have lost that much weight that quickly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

It's broken. It just got rid of all kind of dreams

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So I knew a woman who got divorced and got a big payment and became a drum making shaman who had the demeanor and speech of a valley girl build her artistic shamanic dream home in a destination spot.

The home was hand crafted out of sandbags and barbed wire. It was supposed to take a year but took 7. When it was done it was too hot and too cold and uncomfortable to live in. It was so bad that the building department told her it was a mistake.

She never had any dream catchers around and now that I think about it, one could have probably saved her from that mess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The home was hand crafted out of sandbags and barbed wire.

Yeah, a dream catcher should have caught that and snuffed it out when it was still just a daydream.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a "rammed earth" home, and it also sounds like it wasn't done very well. Taking 7 yrs is pretty nuts, as its supposed to be a "rapid" building technique.

The 1ft+ thick walls should keep it pretty even temperature wise. It's one of its biggest pros, besides being literally dirt cheap.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I like how the comic maker chose law as the 'good' field to go into, when it's notoriously next to impossible to find a job in that field

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I also don't know a lot of people who like lawyers.

The money can be good, and that is about it. Typical Capitalist mindset.

I'd rather there were more musicians in the world.

[–] saddlebag 9 points 10 months ago

/c/funnyandsad

It’s still cool to have dreams even if you become a lawyer to make a living

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In this thread, Lemmings demonstrate that if get any denser, they're going to form an event horizon.

[–] GelatinGeorge 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, you weren't joking . Which is probably for the best given the amount of people here who have no idea what a joke is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Stupid meme, but it would have been more effective if it were only the first and last panels

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Neocon trash masquerading as comedy.

[–] Numerol -3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I know,i know,something is wrong with me,but all i can think of when i see the last panel is: stepmom porn... :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well than there's something wrong with at least 2 of us

[–] feedum_sneedson 2 points 10 months ago

I guess you just watch too much porn.