“Lord, when did we see you naked, hungry, sick, and imprisoned?” “So as you have done for the least of all, so you have done to me.”
“Who will condemn this woman with us?” “Should I condemn you all? Now go, and sin no more.”
“If your right hand causes you to sin, it is better to cut it off than to be cast into the flames.”
“Hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs: beautiful and clean outside and rotting inside.”
“You shall know them by their fruits.”
“All of the law hangs upon two commandments: to love God with all your soul, and your neighbor as yourself.”
“Let they who pray loudly in public do so: truly they have received their reward.”
“You pile heavy burdens upon others, but will not help.”
They miss a LOT of what Jesus had to say, and this is all from memory (and so probably jumbled, and definitely not direct quotes).