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If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Four dudes commit war crimes on an alien planet for money.

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

Flower boob trampoline

@rcmaehl A guy wakes up from coma and stumbles around aimlessly, doing trivial favours for people along the way. Oh he also collects seeds for some reason.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Gas station tf2

Go sailing to build your magical fork collection.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.