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That would require he make a comment in that community first. Currently tle only way to add and remove mods
He probably has. I would join every competitor and alternative I could find. When I was a Buyer for a chain of bike shops I made sure I shopped at every bike shop in the area. Anything less is extremely stupid. Based on his recent history, he's probably not here, but he should be.
If he's not already here under a different username.
I wouldn't do anything. Let him be, because I don't slander people I don't like or disagree with, I forgive but I don't forget. I'd rather not fall to his level.
Nothing in particular. Why?
Nothing, good for him. Nobody can own the fediverse so he can't do damage.
Big tech will launch platforms trying to do exactly that if it becomes popular enough.
They won't own it but it will be like Google search, pretty much a default for the majority of zombies who don't care that it's big tech behind it.
Put a Instagram login on it and one click invite to all Instagram and WhatsApp users and you suddenly have millions of active users.
Then you continue to monitor what's being discussed, train some AI on the data that people are providing for you free of charge, and then sell the AI service back to people for a fixed price per month.
Tell him to look at my username
Might wanna change that - he just might like it.
So, win-win?
God i hope not. A win in our case should be a loss in /u/spez's case
I'd just block his dumbass. He has no power here.
He seems so obsessed with how people receive him that he's probably already here somewhere to keep tabs on it. At the very least I like to imagine him paying some assistant to do such for him.
Nothing. I don't care.
Keep him away from anything to do with teenage girls, for one thing.
(He was a mod on /r/jailbait, in case you don't get the reference)
What would you do?
I dont see how him joining lemmy should affect anything I do.
He is more of a 'keep your nose up and your subordinates under your feet' type of person (seems like it anyways), so he will not come here. Unless it is a PR stunt, then he'll get laughed back to reddit.
direct him to beehaw
Beehaw didn't do anything to deserve that! Heck,I wouldn't inflict Spez on my worst enemy.
"You have no power here" ๐
Idunno, probably call him a big ol' poopy face and send him a picture of a toilet or something.
The jerk store called, and they're out of YOU!
He probably already did.
If he was smart, he should have one. It's important for a CEO to understand his competition.
If he was smart
Well, there's the problem right there.
He hadn't even used Reddit for almost a year before the recent AMA. I'm not worried.
Nothing at all.
If the sun blew up what would you do?
How Can We Watch The Sun Blow Up If Our Eyes Aren't Even Real??
I'm gonna take him to a nice, high-fancy, highfalutin restaurant, and I'm gonna buy him things, wine and dine him. And we're gonna find some things that we have in common, and they're gonna become inside jokes to us. And then, we're just gonna laugh about them in the taxi all the way to his house, where I'm gonna fีฝck him in the ass.
I'd get everyone to join me in Lemmy's very first "Kung Pow Penis." I know that's a Tumblr thing but I think it has potential over here.
pig poop balls
Bully him for my own amusement.
Call him a little pig baby