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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hehe.

I see what you did there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's not weird, it's powerful!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hell, I'm a web dev and I'd pay someone to center things for me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando 1 points 1 year ago

Great, now make it blink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For real. When I have a front-end story to do, I basically just slam on the keyboard until it looks close to how UX wants it.

[–] gornius 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Bye 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don’t do web dev, I write math software that makes very rich people richer. But I often hear of this centering and layout crap

Why doesn’t html just have hcenter and vcenter tags or something? Why is centering so hard?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

HTML has moved on from non-semantic tags a long time ago, and centering is easy with modern CSS.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since when does HTML not have a simple centering tag?

Edit: Since HTML5 apparently. Wow wtf?! I haven't actually used HTML since I was in high school. That's wild.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As a frontend dev: who knows?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Centering things on a web page is so easy.

I also have to look it up every single time.

[–] sunbytes 10 points 1 year ago

"We have justify-content and align-items at home"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I wasn't expecting this to work, and yet it does: https://css-tricks.com/the-peculiar-magic-of-flexbox-and-auto-margins/

When Sam says, “that item will automatically extend its specified margin to occupy the extra space in the flex container,” the way my empty filing cabinet brain interprets that is like so:

Setting the margin property on a flex child will push the child away from that direction. Set margin-left to auto, the child will push right. Set margin-top to auto and the child will push to the bottom.

[...]

Why is this useful to know? Well, I think there are a few moments where justify-self or align-self might not get you exactly what you want in a layout where using auto margins gives you that extra flexibility to fine-tune things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Back in the day we didn't have flex and had to use dark arts to center divs. Young frontend devs these days have it easy. Heck, back in the day there is no frontend devs, just cgi-bin programmers. Get off my lawn!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I wish i was that good with html/css

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

cool flex bro