I'd be down for this if it was sized appropriately to be conveniently held in one hand.
I bet this is delicious but I'm turned off by the size. Its just unwieldy and likely falls apart into a mess.
This is a bad example, but I think the McDonalds double quarter pounder is about as big as a burger should get. Any bigger than that and I'm not likely to order it no matter how good it looks.
Clearly I don't like to be messy. Lmao