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[–] Valmond 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

20b : shipping is abusively eating up the low price

[–] taxon 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

20C. Realize this is not the best price on the product. 20D1.

 For i in range (your_breaking_point): 
            if i == your_breaking_point:
                   break
            Return to step 1.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

20D2. Get an email saying “You forgot something in your cart”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I am compelled to optimize this code:

pass
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While it sucks, I think that's better actually. Let me cook lol

Websites that ship for free have to factor in the shipping into the item price.

Which means that if you order a lot of items at once rather than separately, you get no reward for being more sustainable.

Shipping costs ensure that people don't make inefficient, single-item orders unless they really need to.

[–] Valmond 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The shitty idea is that you have to make an account and lots of jazz before they tell how much shipping is.

Also, instead of 25€ for the product and 8€ for shipping, surprise!! the 18€ product magically needs a special courier for 15€ to ship it.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

17a. Reject prompt to set up a pass key.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Passkeys aren't so bad. Just switch to a password manager that stores them for you, preferably a self-hosted one if you're technically inclined.

[–] taxon 5 points 1 day ago

Take my upvote because you made me laugh; however, in all reality pass key is more secure, and should be used when available.

[–] derosnec 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

2 seems simple, but every site uses a slightly different variation for opt-in, but every variant is based on your lizard brain being tempted to click accept. The sites that make you scroll through 938 'legitimate interest" partners to get the "reject all" option are particularly shit.

[–] Opisek 1 points 20 hours ago

Green button good, red button bad.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Alternative to steps 6 through 17: refuse to use any webstore that doesn't allow for guest check-checkout.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I know that 2FA is not that convenient, but it greatly improves security. Especially for users who use the same email password combination for multiple accounts

[–] TrickDacy 3 points 1 day ago

But security tho! Security theater is actually super useful!

[–] fargeol 3 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure we could make this into a satirical puzzle game.
You would defuse a connected bomb by remotely shutting it down through an awful mobile app.

[–] Underwire 2 points 23 hours ago

Actually last time, I clicked on the wrong button on Amazon and the item have been ordered in one click. Obviously that wasn't what I wanted to do and needed to cancel it which wasn't a one click action.

[–] Jackcooper 2 points 23 hours ago

Amazon: we saved your shit just click quick buy

I hate Amazon as much as everyone but they win because they make it easy and have good return policies and shipping. People care more about things being easy than being the cheapest.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IMAP and/or Authenticator skips step 8 to 14.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How does an authenticator help here?

[–] Opisek 1 points 20 hours ago

Maybe autocorrection on "Authentik".

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