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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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I can no longer tell what is and is not satire. (mander.xyz)

submitted 3 days ago by kingofras to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/25971320

Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

or thinking this is a joke:

"That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it"

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[–] TheTechnician27 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Guys, come on, this is "slap you across the face with their cock" levels of satire. And tbh it's pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Have you seen how many people are practically begging for Elon to actually slap them across the face with his cock? We live in strange times, and the idiots are in charge.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm stumped! What's that covered thing behind that guy?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Looks like it might be a new dining table and chairs!! Hard to tell though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

New patio set maybe?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Man who covered that dumpster with a sheet, what a weirdo

[–] athairmor 5 points 3 days ago

Is this the same guy from other posts. The one some said he looks like he sells counterfeit Pokémon cards, or something?

Seems like he’s just trolling for the attention.

[–] synapse1278 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the first time I see someone standing next to that thing in full frame. Is this guy small or is this car actually so fucking huge ?

[–] Duamerthrax 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's small. The Cybertruck isn't that big, it's just highly inefficient for cargo hauling.

When I saw one in person, I was surprised how small it is compared to real pickups, but I realized I scaled it up in my head to the point that the bed would be useful. There's no way anyone can do real work with one of these.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It's almost the same size than the F150

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's not satire, it's just sarcasm.