I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and, when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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I picture you looking around confused, searching for your pillow, then farting a buch of loose feathers.
It's an old joke, likely much older than I am, but I first read it in a Garfield comic. A cursory search doesn't return that strip for me, but I did like this one:
Careful, these little batteries kill people if swallowed. And it's gonna be slow, painful and stopping it is near impossible.
Bon appetit.
Oh come on. AirPods. This was the perfect chance to say
Bone apple teeth
I've put worse things in my mouth today.
Brussel sprouts?
my ass swiped on the image
was it
Sadly, cake