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[–] RaoulDook 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"We were like this close" 🤏

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'd like to buy a vowel. "U!"

Damnit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

but the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.

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