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Life goals: DP & UH (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] debil 2 points 8 hours ago

Am I the only one who came for the Borderlands 2 reference (DPUH)? I mean, grinding at Pyro Pete's Bar brawls was kind of fun for a while.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is her "lifelong" dream? Not even a recent fantasy? Like when she was in kindergarten writing about what she wanted to do when she grew up, this was first on the list?

[–] zxqwas 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, did the other guy dream about universal healthcare in kindergarten? I was too busy coloring outside the lines back then for either.

[–] IndiBrony 39 points 18 hours ago

I yearned for the mines like all good children do.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

So does this mean DP is something you need to work for in the porn industry? Like they don't let beginners do it, you need to reach a certain seniority level before you're allowed to take on serious projects.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 95 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah it takes at least eighteen years before they let you do it on camera.

[–] JustAnotherKay 4 points 7 hours ago

Before that, they make you do it instead

[–] ThePantser 58 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Requires 5 years of experience in an entry level position.

[–] Bgugi 10 points 14 hours ago

I mean... Aren't they all entry level positions?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 22 hours ago

Getting screwed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Why does a lich want universal healthcare?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Liches ain't shit, but foes and tricks

Phylactery gems that one has hid...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

Cause he's not an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

For everyone else, so he can steal healthy lifeforce instead of sickly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Pre-death lich!