this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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You get what you wish for, Joe.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Had to check:

As of now, his release date is September 9, 2037.

[–] BeMoreCareful 9 points 3 hours ago

Murder for hire scheme, as well as killing five tigers and selling some more across state lines.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 29 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Shame it's metaphorical leopards and not his tigers.

[–] Botanicals 6 points 3 hours ago

It's a nice thought though, thanks 🥰

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 2 hours ago

Beware the Night of Long Knives.

[–] Sanctus 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Leopards and all, and have the day you vote for whatever, but its still sad to see happening.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

What exactly is sad about it? This is the scenario maga supporters wished for, cheered for, VOTED FOR, for countless innocent people. They only feel mad/bad/sad after it effects them personally, and then - rather than reflect or empathize - have the audacity to demand an exception or loophole. Excuse my lack of sympathy, but he and anyone else who enabled these policies can eat the fattest of dicks. Hope he remains miserable.

[–] Sanctus 9 points 57 minutes ago

Its sad to see people torn away. Treated like objects, or anything but human. They can cheer for it all they want. Its still sad, thats what empathy does to a MF. Makes you feel sorry for people even when they lack the ability to do so themselves.