LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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submitted 9 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You get what you wish for, Joe.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Had to check:

As of now, his release date is September 9, 2037.

[–] BeMoreCareful 12 points 7 hours ago

Murder for hire scheme, as well as killing five tigers and selling some more across state lines.