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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] UnexpectedBehavior 19 points 1 day ago

Will that lower grocery prices?

[–] mvirts 3 points 18 hours ago

Time to invest in orange ink

[–] Nikelui 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Spoiler

Andrew Jackson moment

[–] WrenFeathers 3 points 20 hours ago

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

[–] Chivera 11 points 1 day ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

[–] cabron_offsets 8 points 1 day ago

Just fucking pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

[–] Catma 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.