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[–] Lauchs 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The irony! After Zelensky stood up to a pair of bullies threatening his nation and implicitly his life, Vance didn't feel safe enough with all his security guards to go skiing in Vermont.

Edit: He is probably crying and masturbating to an Ikea catalogue. "Ooooh, you're a filthy Ekholma aren't you? I'm gonna get all up in that upholstery."

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream 38 points 1 day ago

Well done Vermonters. I applaud you.

[–] DrSleepless 50 points 1 day ago

Poor snowflake couldn’t handle a little criticism

[–] Darkard 48 points 1 day ago

Fucking coward. Face the consequences of being a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Good. I hope he feels this fear every single day.

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 17 points 1 day ago

Has anyone checked the living room? I hear he prefers couches.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vermont is not that big, where's that 'yet-to-be-disclosed' location? He needs a visit, I understand bullies like attention.

[–] AtariDump 9 points 1 day ago
[–] PeachMan 18 points 1 day ago

Wait a minute, are you telling me that my actions might have consequences? That helping Trump and Musk wipe their asses with the Constitution and make covert deals to help Putin might actually make people mad at me??? How surprising!

[–] x00z 3 points 1 day ago

Hopefully back into his mothers womb.

[–] saltesc 3 points 1 day ago

He's probably gone back to his house again.