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Vance flees to undisclosed location after protesters disrupt Vermont ski trip (themindshield.com)

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[–] Lauchs 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The irony! After Zelensky stood up to a pair of bullies threatening his nation and implicitly his life, Vance didn't feel safe enough with all his security guards to go skiing in Vermont.

Edit: He is probably crying and masturbating to an Ikea catalogue. "Ooooh, you're a filthy Ekholma aren't you? I'm gonna get all up in that upholstery."