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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

What if I am offended by Christian characters, something wildly inappropriate for young impressionable minds?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

Honestly it is two faces of the same coin

[–] SneakyBird 5 points 3 hours ago

Don’t watch it! We should always vote what we like with our wallets. If we all do, it will all figure itself out.

[–] ZILtoid1991 28 points 5 hours ago

Disney be like: "Friendship ended with rainbow capitalism, now christian capitalism is my best friend."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing seems to be holy to these 'Christians'. Some are making terrible jokes about all Muslims having to deal with the consequences of hell, because of their fake believe - Others are even joking about the holocaust.. why do you even need a book if you have no morals?

[–] Bamboodpanda 2 points 25 minutes ago

Most Christians don't read the Bible. Of those that do, most don't understand it. Of those that do understand it, most aren't Christians anymore.

Source: 5 years of seminary and 15 years of teaching scripture.

[–] 5too 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Doesn't really matters to me.....

[–] Jumpingspiderman 15 points 7 hours ago

The State Religion, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Disney has a history of gay censorship, and seem to have Christian movies every year à la Christmas

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Spineless? They're rainbow capitalists through and through. Fuck them.

[–] NikkiDimes 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

No, they aren't. They're just capitalists and will say and do whatever makes them the most money. Previously, that was slapping rainbows on shit, but now it's not.

But yes, absofuckinglutly fuck then.

[–] SkunkWorkz 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

it was only a matter of time. Ms Marvel had openly Muslim characters and Turning Red had Buddhists.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Chronicles of Narnia

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Crazy how they just gave up on the Narnia series. You'd think the original YA novel series would have been easy to punch up and deliver as AAA Cinema slop. Instead the whole thing fell apart inside three films (the first two of which were fairly well received, and riding tight on the LotR blockbuster adaptation, to boot).

I guess it was just too many characters, too much technical expertise, and too much hard work. Far easier to release a bunch of Sound of Freedom tier psycho-sexual thrillers. Something you can film with a handy cam, a fist full of confused child actors, and a dime bag of columbian white to get Jim Caviezel zooted out of his gord.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 15 hours ago (8 children)

Religion or LGBT is a false dichotomy and shit like this just fuels division.

Fuck you Disney

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago

Yup. Disney doesn't stand for anything. They just pander to wherever they think the money is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Priesthood was a religious answer for gay men historically, before more modern sects that are openly accepting. The modern non-denominational Christian churches are just cancer.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Really hope Jesus makes his comeback via an appearance on RuPaul. The bible does say it will be unexpected.

[–] vxx 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (9 children)

The stories in the bible happened long ago. There arent any prophecies reaching into our age.

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