Even though Trump campaigned on this EXACT thing I THOUGHT he would just Target BROWN CHILDREN AND QUEERS!
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2025
93 points (97.0% liked)
LeopardsAteMyFace
80 readers
743 users here now
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
founded 2 days ago
MODERATORS
Right? My first thought was "Off the rails? This is exactly where the rails always were heading, you just decided to lay down on them."
That's only the beginning.
If you wait a little there even won't be rails anymore to go off. That's what you voted for.
“look, I don’t know what you want me to do, okay? You guys voted for this” -Elmo probably
two-time Trump voter and Department of Agriculture researcher
How could you be a researcher and still vote for science denialists? How??
I unfortunately know too many people of this type who definitely should have known better.
My rough sketch hypothesis is that they have some kind of dark triad disorder going on. Then they get taught the scientific method which makes them capable of looking at themselves for the first time in their lives and lets them see how horribly horrible they are. So this just drives them insane.
We tried to tell them but they just kept chanting "Let's go Brandon".
Now they have to learn by way of "it affects their wallet", the only way of learning they are capable of.