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[–] aeronmelon 60 points 2 days ago
[–] ThePantser 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you are cold they are cold, bring them inside.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Nah it's a trap, never trust a chill goose.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!*

*Peace was never an option!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NeoNachtwaechter 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This! They should write this and stick that paper on the outside, so that the geese can see it.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really don't get all the huff duff with the geese. Grab it by the neck, done.

[–] FelixCress 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You never been close to a goose, eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I've been close to enough farm and non-farm animals that I don't care. Yes, I know the geese are temperamental, will charge, peck and bite but they are not invencible. Have you eaten goose?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Never forget that geese are merely a distraction. Emus are the real threat. They already defeated Australian Army. You are next.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

exactly what a hostile goose would say so I let down my guard

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic 2 points 1 day ago

You're a great little-to-medium sized bird