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Holy Prepuce (blogger.googleusercontent.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/atheistmemes
 
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[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was almost certainly not the foreskin of Jesus. Much like most "holy" relics, it's probably a later forgery.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Hey buddy, I paid $10k for this black market prepuce and not you, my ex-wife, my estranged children, my former employer or the judge who presided over the divorce are going to convince me it didn’t belong to Jesus Christ, okay?!

[–] Dieterlan 7 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, I didn't know what the word "Prepuce" meant. I googled it in a incognito tab fully expecting this to be one of those this where I get tricked nto searching some super disgusting obscure sex thing. Was pleasantly surprised, then double checked the community name, and felt silly.

[–] TokenBoomer 7 points 1 year ago

Imagine being God and having to get circumcised.

[–] JasonHears 6 points 1 year ago

Middle Eastern street vendor to holy crusader: I’ve been saving this for the right crusader, and I can tell you’re the one who should take this once in a lifetime official artifact of Christ. I’ll give you a great deal on it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 year ago

Look i had this bowl of sliced olives and I'm clumsy and also blind and also hungry.