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[–] Matriks404 4 points 1 hour ago

That looks like a fine haircut.

[–] WraithGear 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Why are we hating on things people like again? It doesn't look bad. You all are aging like that dude who “chose poorly”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I made fun of y'all for that too back then. With your damn yogurt colored short shorts and swordfish belts, with the Vineyard Vines shirt and sperry's topsiders and that exact haircut, that uniform was always terrible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm just glad curly hair is back in the sliding "good hair" window. Every couple generations folks seem to go on a straightening craze, and it's so much more dull and conservative looking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Cuts kinda like that are cyclical.

Screenshot from MST3k short "Mr B Natural" with a kid who has a haircut similar to OP

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

This is not nearly as bad as the broccoli fuck boys although this definitely was the hairstyle of the future fuck boys I was in elementary school with back in the day.

[–] finitebanjo 15 points 9 hours ago

The high and tight was good, I liked it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

It's this a crop of Ellen DeGeneres?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine a haircut like this instead. It was all the rage in Brazil back in 2002:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641 3 points 2 hours ago

Battery clipper runs out of juice at exactly the wrong time and you just lean into it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Flex on early balding people by leaving hair only where theirs does not grow.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

It's like the anti-mullet: trash in the front, nothing in the back.

[–] pyre 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

is this because of Luiz Ronaldo or was he just part of the trend?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, that was Ronaldo's haircut during the 2002 world cup

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

That 'do is pretty slick though

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It's boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How about carrot hair. Or maybe, like, mashed potato hair?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Boiled 'tatos, mashed 'tatos, stuck in a stew 'tatos

[–] DogWater 40 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (15 children)

That's a fucking normal ass haircut wtf

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