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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something tells me they won’t learn anything.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 3 days ago

Disagree, they'll learn all about the horrific conditions in Texas prisons.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Classic. They must have used black ink to endorse the official back-channel warrant waiver. this is why you have to keep a RED pen on your legal persons at all times.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

They did the rookie mistake of 30 degree angle instead of 45 too. That'll get you everytime

[–] saltesc 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Should've stayed off the roads you don't own or pay for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

But the 66 gazillion dollars in the government’s account for their straw-man persona (i.e., their name when not written as “FIRSTNAME the live-born human person SURNAME” or whatever the correct incantation is) should be more than enough to cover that, the discharged debt from their car purchase and any outstanding child support.

[–] disguy_ovahea 18 points 3 days ago

They probably forgot to use the Cyrillic monocular O (ʘ) on their custom plate. It casts a nearly unbreakable bureaucratic protection spell when used correctly. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Should have signed the release papers at a 72 degree angle with teal ink. Amateur.