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A beaver colony has gained overnight fame by building several dams in the Brdy protected landscape area, creating a natural wetland exactly where it was needed.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Be ungovernable. Be like beaver

[–] aviationeast 4 points 1 week ago

Oh sure you can say that but when I do I'm sexist. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They had a pretty rough go when beaver hats were in fashion...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Almost as if there is a natural balance if you just leave things be.

Also beavers are pretty cool engineers. They might not just build one dam, but entire systems of dams to achieve the right habitat.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So maybe we shouldn't turn the world into one giant parking lot, while spraying every known pesiticide on the planet on it so we don't need to see even the smallest hint of wildlife. Nah who am I kidding, who needs animals!!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beavers + Wolves = happy habitat

Beavers make the habitat happy and the wolves keep the numbers in check.

LET THE WOLVES BE

[–] Zorque 6 points 1 week ago

But the ranchers! Won't someone think of the ranchers?!

[–] fargeol 8 points 1 week ago

Nice beavers !

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Beavers over bureaucrats!

[–] d00ery 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't tell the musk-rat or he'll be hiring them for Doge.

[–] hemmes 4 points 1 week ago

It’d be an improvement for sure

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend 2 points 1 week ago

Kurva bobr*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago