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[–] hardcoreufo 4 points 9 hours ago

I keep telling my coworkers beavers will save the planet. I'll add this to my proof.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Big deal! The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant met its 5 year goal in 3 seconds!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love beavers. I hope they survive the Anthropocene and take over as the dominant species on earth. All Hail Our Beaver Overlords!!

[–] Bashnagdul 6 points 23 hours ago

Timber born

[–] trxxruraxvr 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot 21 points 1 day ago

Thanks! That website was aggressive lmao

[–] dwemthy 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

I watched that last week at the cinema! It was a surprise movie event. What a weird and hilarious movie, I've never laughed so hard. 🤣

[–] Adulated_Aspersion 4 points 16 hours ago

I dont know how I have missed this, but i highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone planning to binge a couple of shows tonight.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Seven years in two days? Talk about eager!

[–] Karmmah 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Post10 seen getting airline tickets to clear that beaver dam (one for him, one for his rake)