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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I worked as a developer in electronic payments for 5 years and we had to go through a months long process to certify the code with the financial system. My bosses were paranoid of any changes I made (to a silly degree) and we had a silly amount of automated tests.

We were a small startup with an underpaid staff and I'm not sure if more than 1000 people used our software. What they're doing is completely reckless.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You're telling me you want to update a typo from 'teh' to 'the' but it's in the same package as this important file? Fuck that, that's another 3 weeks of certification.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pushing code directly to Prod in a payments system handling trillions of $ is going to end in an almighty bang...

[–] Allonzee 10 points 6 days ago

In their quest for ever moar, the capitalists sowed the seeds of their own destruction...

[–] Allonzee 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Honestly this could be the best thing possible if anonymous takes advantage and just... Deletes all data on the US dollar....

Short term, people would suffer. Long term, our children might get a future they currently don't have thanks to the capitalists.

[–] jve 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Isn’t this the plot to Mr Robot?

[–] Allonzee 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's a common hacker dream since looooong before that. Bringing the score to zero.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Allonzee 4 points 6 days ago

Someone forgot rules one and two...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Yeah, Mr. Robot is based on the Anonymous movement.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If they completely break the payments system, does that mean government employees stop getting paid?

Like no more federal government? No more ICE? No more military? No more FBI?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

It means all of a sudden you have a lot of well armed and well connected people out of a job, while probably the US dollar becomes worthless as a currency. If you live in the US and havent though about owning a weapon, now would be the time to quickly get one. You never know when the currency becomes worthless and police will demand all your food reserves at gunpoint.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't this the plot to one of the Die Hards. Except they just went in and did it.

[–] TomAwsm 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wonder if the muskrat would be triggered by being called Hans Gruber. Or some variation...

How about... Hans Groomer.

Anybody else got one?

[–] Delphia 3 points 6 days ago

Handsy Grabber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I like it. Then the celebrity couple name mashup for our glorious leaders can be Small Hands Groomer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

that will prove very lucrative to the industrious hacker in the third world.

[–] Maggoty 13 points 6 days ago

Break out the Whiskey, we're done boys. It was a good run.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I think the worst thing that could happen is capitalism continuing to function as "normal".

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Holy shit lol

I'm more than a decade into my engineering career. Nobody pushes directly to prod on my team, not even me. Everyone gets reviewed and tested.

I read this and cackled in public. Because my god, however bad you think this is, it's way fucking worse. Idk what a reasonable reaction to this is but wow. Just wow. Fucking. Cooked.

Like member how everyone talked about graft in Russia resulting in funds meant for military maintenance being siphoned off the top instead of being used for what it was supposed to be used for? This is like that, except you don't even have to have any excuses or anything, the money just... Disappears.

Edit: Have you ever seen a check from the US Treasury bounce? These fuckers boutta be rubber.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

We told people to stop giving Brawndo to crops and now the economy computer failed. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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[–] SkunkWorkz 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

US is fucked. Is this going to be a Reichstag Fire moment?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're past that, honestly. The SCOTUS decision on the POTUS being above the law was that moment.

The POTUS has the same power that Hitler wielded after the Reichstag fire. Then they elected the worst person to have that power.

You know the person weighing Hitler down was warmonger president Paul Hindenburg. There's none of them in the US, and the only judiciary that could, won't stop him.

[–] SkunkWorkz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but they still need some sort of excuse to declare an emergency, impose Marshall Law and round up all the Democrats and “DEI” workers. The functional collapse of the government would be very convenient for them.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Nah if this happened, trump would say that each person now owes him millions of dollars (scaling based on assets) and MAGAS would line up to thank him for shielding them from the evil banks

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Musk robs the treasury blind then Trump pardons him. Biggest heist ever.

[–] tankplanker 7 points 6 days ago

Fucker thinks hes Gus Gorman in Superman III and thinks salami slicing is his get rich quick scheme.

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