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[–] DogWater 6 points 1 hour ago

I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem

[–] thawed_caveman 34 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....

[–] slaacaa 11 points 4 hours ago

Why do Americans do weird shit like this?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Are we censoring Pepe now?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago

That is the pepe.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The framed picture of a fan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 10 hours ago

Why would you have a framed picture of a mirror, that'd just be weird.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Somehow I can tell it it's a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it's the closets, door styles, the carpet, or how they paint their walls. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

It's the unpainted walls because why bother if you can't afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I don't think there are other countries with ceiling fans?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

We have them in Japan, but they're mostly at businesses. That's slowly changing for homeowners, but not as much for renters (due to rules about modifying things).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm in Aus and we have ceiling fans

[–] Thatuserguy 3 points 9 hours ago

Get a load of this guy pretending Australia is real

[–] sploosh 2 points 9 hours ago

No you fuckin don't mate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I saw one in Liechtenstein.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Fair, so either US or Liechtenstein. 😄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.

And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

Is it not a mirror?

Granted it would be strange to place a mirror so high

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

No its framed picture of a celling fan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Mirror is face-ish high, to look at your ugly mug.

I have my mirrors much lower so I can admire my better as(s)pects.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You'd see the left wall in the reflection, if you wanted to show the opposite corner, like in that picture, the mirror needs to be arcoss facing the camera directly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's an angled wall segment, look at where it meets the floor

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Oh wow. That fisheye really does a number on the perspective.

[–] superduperpirate 39 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] papalonian 107 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award

[–] [email protected] 47 points 12 hours ago

Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Lol, it's obviously not a picture of a fucking fan, those have dildo blades.

[–] Diplomjodler3 3 points 11 hours ago

What Mr. Blades and I do in the privacy of our home is none if your business!