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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you have a framed picture of a mirror, that'd just be weird.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Americans are weird

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Why is the mirror non-reflective and shaped like a fan? Seems like an odd design choice.

[–] Ashiette 15 points 1 month ago

No, it's a framed picture of a fan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Right, but why do they have a framed picture of a fan on the opposite wall from the mirror?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Somehow I can tell it it's a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it's the closets, door styles, the carpet, or how they paint their walls. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the unpainted walls because why bother if you can't afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's definitely painted, otherwise you'd see the ~~cardboard~~ drywall, maybe it's the choice of colour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It looks original from the builders.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

US: pastel colours, gaudy ceiling furniture, furniture the colour of the walls, tacky metal frames sprayed with gold, needless 6-panelled doors, walk-in closet.

If this was UK: white walls + cheap spotlights that point nowhere, wood-coloured furniture, tacky metal frames but thinner and black, smaller doors with stupid handles, no closet.

If this was Germany: white walls + no ceiling fixtures, cheap but wooden furniture, tacky metal frames but strong for some reason, clearly framed doors, wide light switches for household pets, no closet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

White with a hint of slumlord

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's a particular shade of paint. It's widespread enough in the UK that multiple brands do their own version of Magnolia. It's often what's used when people don't want to have to decide what colour to paint, or in council housing, and it's increasingly common in private rentals.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you can't answer the question, then the criteria for citizenship is highly dubious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not a Brit, so why would I know what magnolia is? All we're required to know is eggshell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I don't think there are other countries with ceiling fans?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fair, so either US or Liechtenstein. 😄

[–] heartbreaker 2 points 1 month ago

Saw them in Syria, Lebanon, Turkey and Iran. Prob any really hot country has them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.

And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in Aus and we have ceiling fans

[–] sploosh 6 points 1 month ago

No you fuckin don't mate.

[–] Thatuserguy 5 points 1 month ago

Get a load of this guy pretending Australia is real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We have them in Japan, but they're mostly at businesses. That's slowly changing for homeowners, but not as much for renters (due to rules about modifying things).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

There was r/[email protected] that basically tries to find as much information about the person just from a photo. I once found an exact window location to the room where the picture was taken. You would be suprised how much information can be extracted from one picture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan makes it likely. They're far more common here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are they? You'd think it'd be having an air conditioner

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Often it's both!