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Dull Men's Club

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An unofficial chapter of the popular Dull Men's Club.

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1. Relevant commentary on your own dull life. Posts should be about your own dull, lived experience. This is our most important rule. Direct questions, random thoughts, comment baiting, advice seeking, many uses of "discuss" rarely comply with this rule.

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It was rice Chex, with a little bit of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries for flavor. Please remove if this is not dull enough, thanks.

(I do recommend the cereal.)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Beautiful post .... it's exactly what this community is for.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. And my milk came from a plastic jug. And the cereal was sealed in a plastic bag inside a cardboard box that is coated with plastic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The first time I opened a post from this community and this comment made me think the community was about eating stuff out of plastic containers.

I lean towards stainless steel containers, simply because it is easier to clean even if I keep it dirty for too long. Though glass is best for that case, but it breaks, so, light metal containers ftw

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 4 weeks ago

That's a little odd, but I know a girl whose pubic hair grows perfectly straight, so I guess it really does take all kinds.

[–] mvirts 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think we missed the headline: you ate cereal with your pants tucked into your socks.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was wondering how long until someone would notice that 🤣🤣 you win!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 3 weeks ago

Man I'm so sorry I thought I was pretty descriptive but you got me, this actually is a fork - but, I smashed the tines together real tight so the surreal would stay in there.