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[–] Zier@fedia.io 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Contact your doctor if your penis looks like this.

[–] NineMileTower 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The hammer penis, which is long and thin with a much larger head, has all the makings for a good nailing.

That's what my gym teacher says, at least

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

DIY was never so sexy!!

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun unrelated fact, in many indigenous cultures, taking things such as rocks and coral back home is considered to place a curse on your household until the item is physically returned to its original spot.

[–] NineMileTower 21 points 1 month ago

That's not fun at all.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NineMileTower 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me know if your mom wants it back

[–] NickwithaC 4 points 4 weeks ago
[–] b3an 10 points 1 month ago

If it stays hard for over four hours, you might need to take it to a doctor. How petrifying.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, just needs a gold needle.

(Final Fantasy reference)

Now this is the content I come to the Internet for

[–] Apeman42 6 points 1 month ago

Penis? No, it's a, a bicep...

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Mildy pizza-cutter

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s not a penis. This is a penis. 8======D

[–] 200ok 2 points 1 month ago
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If your penis was 2D, sure.

[–] NineMileTower 4 points 1 month ago

Mine is 2D.

2” D

[–] MeatPilot 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.

[–] NineMileTower 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is petrified dino dong.

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I desperately want that rock

[–] NineMileTower 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've got something much smaller and softer that might disappoint you

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Username doesn't check out.

[–] NineMileTower 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Take out the e in mile and that's more realistic

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I'll be the judge of that! Dms open ;) lmao

[–] meliaesc 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We really never evolved past cavemen, did we?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

I honestly really do have a very cavemanesque reaction to rocks... I've got boxes full of em. Lol. But, the habit has occasionally turned out pretty beneficial. I'm in the habit of scanning rocks whenever I see them, and once found a 6 inch long amethyst in a gravel driveway. Somehow 3 years after moving into the house. Guess it was buried and just got uncovered, but pretty cool find.

[–] Coreidan 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And you brought it home for a reason

[–] NineMileTower 7 points 1 month ago

Don't act so high and mighty

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

It's a penis rock.

What more reason is needed?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago
[–] abcdqfr 2 points 1 month ago

Hey, a hockey st-COCK-...-ITS GOT BALLS-....corvid.jay.jpg

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NineMileTower 5 points 1 month ago

I can't remember, I was stoned at the time.

[–] shalafi 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

See if it glows under a black light! You might have scored a yooperlite!

[–] NineMileTower 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll try, but I think Lakeport has been picked clean of Yoooerite

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NineMileTower 1 points 4 weeks ago

Yooperlite. My bad. It's a UV fluorescent sedimentary rock.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not judging, but you'd think Lake Huron's penis would be... well, you know...

[–] NineMileTower 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Turious@leaf.dance 2 points 1 month ago
[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You're probably in violation of multiple laws and treaties right now.

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Large ass penis about the size of a tiny ass penis

[–] NineMileTower 2 points 1 month ago
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