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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

sorry officer I'm actually married / otherwise uninterested in dating you...

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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I put on my robe & wizard hat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I cast Freedom of Movement and emigrate to the EU!

[โ€“] Nugscree 12 points 14 hours ago

Counterspell by the governing body.

[โ€“] Thrawne 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

PUT DOWN THE WEAPON

[โ€“] Bonje 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Should have turned off the camera first and THEN went bang bang bang...

[โ€“] SirQuackTheDuck 9 points 13 hours ago

No, that would be suspicious

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 18 hours ago

Now your dog and child are dead, I'm going to have to take you in for questioning. Yes, you are being detained.