this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But have you considered rock on a stick?

Brick hammer from Elden Ring

[–] iamtrashman1312 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Malenia had multiple concussions after fighting me

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For how much effect armor has in most of the game's play, light roll is a far better choice. Well played, Chad-Dexter, well played.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back in my day poise mattered 👴

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Enemy poise matters >.>

[–] chuckleslord 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dying in three hits instead of two is a big advantage in both learning patterns and taking heals. Jus' saying

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You're not wrong, but the extended roll is more likely going to make those three hits into two for a newer player anyway, and I'd say it usually turns 10 hits into 3, thus being a far better choice.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Variety is important to adapt to different situations. That's why I carry a Large Club and a Great Club.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this bad? I've never played Dark Souls.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Armour is only useful if you get hit.

Git gud, learn the boss pattern, and bonk mfers with big ass swords

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I only play games where stealth archer builds are viable.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not bad, but it's sort of like min-maxing. You're a glass cannon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

aka the optimal build, once you get good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what would Maple from Bofuri be? The walking fortress?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 1 points 1 month ago

Just looked this character up, and I had a very similar looking build in DS3 once! So basically the same concept, but prioritizing a greatshield first.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Daveyborn 1 points 1 month ago

Yhorme the giant is an interesting choice for hero music

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

heavily encumbered and bloodhounds step for the win!